Kumpulan humor

ga da tret humor ni, padahal kn humor tu penting

jd g buat dsini aja y, salah tempat ga y...?

ni humor dr g (dklik y tu link, gaptek ni g ga tau gmn cr masukin video)

1. Moymoypalaboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU_nOtD7acQ

2. Backdorm boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBlCtqsat-w

gimana ni pendapatny? lucu ga? ato uda perna liat sblumny?

ni ada lg yg lucu ^^

judulny: The Italian Man who Went to Malta

^Yang Italian man who went to Malta gw dah perna baca ntah dimana dulu.

Programmer Life Cycle



And Now the Top 10 Excuses Made by Programmers

"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

"It must be a hardware problem."

"Somebody must have changed my code."

"Did you check for a virus on your system?"

"You must have the wrong version."

"That's weird..."

"There must be something wrong with your data"

"It's never done that before."

"It worked yesterday."

"It works on my machine"

yg programmer life cycle tu g dlm kerja tugas jg sring gt haha..

^ lol.. gw gak gitu sih, meski sering macet di tengah jalan pas bikin program, debug2 segala.. Tapi ga ampe separah itu deh..

Nih tadi gw baru baca.. Cara Nolak Cowok

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

gillakk aku suka bacaan nih ferrari kerennn...

tapi ada yang kurang aku mengerti

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


maksud na apa sih?

marimar punya lagu du jadi lagu na film apa ow?

pemeran utama cewek na yang main film di "cinta paulina' juga yah?

aku suka 2film itu... hoho...

devil wrote:gillakk aku suka bacaan nih ferrari kerennn...

tapi ada yang kurang aku mengerti

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


maksud na apa sih?

Wajahmu pasti membuat beberapa kepala berpaling (buat ngeliat lebih jelas)Dan wajahmu pasti bikin beberapa orang muntah.. Kira2 gitu sih.